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Bericht door Markopolo »

Ook geript van een ander forum :angel: maar te leuk om te laten liggen :mrgreen:
Want die van Murray kennen we al wel ;)



"Anyone who doesn't speak English isn't worth speaking to" Bernie Ecclestone

"Drivers are just interchangeable light bulbs - you plug them in and they do the job" (Teddy Mayer,McLaren)

"Break a leg" (Grid meisje tijdens 1999 Britse GP had dit gezegd tegen Schumacher voor de start)

"The litte Mexican bastard tries to kill me!" (Jo Siffert over Pedro Rodriguez)

"If I have a serious crash,I rather lose my life in it than be stuck in a wheelchair...I have such an intense life and I feel myself like a hole..." (Ayrton Senna)

"This is my year" (David Coulthard)

"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines." [/I](Enzo Ferrari)

"Driving a grand prix car at Monaco is like flying a helicopter in your living room." (Nelson Piquet.)

"Finishing second means you are the first person to lose" (Gilles Villeneuve.)

"We thought the cones had been removed at the back of club circuit on which he was running. They hadn't. He really was that fast."

Eddie Jordan over Michael Schumacher toen hij voor het eerst een F1 jordan testte in Silverstone.


"I am a full-blooded racer, that's why I'm here. Do they think I came here just for a Sunday afternoon outing?"

Michael Schumacher nadat zowel Ralf als Rubens klaagden over Michael na de GP van Monaco 2005.


"I could have killed Schumacher" (David Coulthard, Frankrijk 2003)

"Mansell's wife is very unattractive" (Nelson Piquet)

In 1986 vroeg een journalist aan Piquet hoe hij de titel ging binnenhalen: Piquet: "Well, first of all try yo push out Mansell in the first corner"

"If you ever do that again, I'll drive you in a wall" (Montoya)
"Oh yeah? Then I'll drive you into tree" (Villeneuve)
"Yeah, bet you got some experience with that. You already killed someone this season" (Montoya)


"When I got close to him to lap him, I almost crashed...It was unbelievable...His pace was sooo slow! He looked just like a taxi driver that's looking for a place to park and drop someone out..." (M.Schumacher, duidelijk niet onder de indruk van Takagi)

“Watching this new track layout, one word keeps coming into my mind : why?” (Martin Brundle Magny-Cours 2003)

Martin Brundle: "Have you brought your dog's with you?"
Ozzy Osbourne: "No they are at home shitting."

Murray Walker : "And Coulthard is now on the inside, AND HE'S GOING THROUGH!!!"
Martin Brundle : "That's a replay, Murray"

Murray Walker: "FERRARI OUT !!! Thats Eddie Irvine!!"
Martin Brundle : "That's Eddie Irvine taking his 10 second penalty there."

Murray Walker: "And Prost's Ferrari is on fire as it enters the swimming pool"
James Hunt: "Well that'll put it out then"

Murray Walker: "There is a firey glow comeing from the back of Prost's Ferrari"
James Hunt: "No Murray that is the rear safty light."


En nog wat echte klappers: :lol:

Liz Hurley: “We’re going up to the first corner for the take-off, whatever they call it here.”
Martin Brundle (droog): “It’s called the Start.”

Hier nog een mooie over Gilles Villeneuve.

"I remember I was there when Villeneuve first drove the Ferrari at Fiorano. He spun wildly about three times and, with everything wreathed in smoke, he came into the pits.

Forghieri looked at him, shaking his head, and said, 'Gilles, this is a Formula One Ferrari, it is not a Formula Atlantic car. You cannot stop it like an Atlantic car. You cannot use the brakes like that!'

"'Brakes?' Villeneuve said. 'What do you mean, brakes? I haven't even touched them yet...'

"You should have seen Forghieri's face!"


Pierre Dupasquier over de eerste test van Gilles Villeneuve voor Ferrari.


Suzuka 95. Schumacher op kop. Beide Williams-rijders spinnen na een regenbuitje van de baan.
Coulthard over de boordradio na zijn crash:
It's raining
Patrick Head: It's also raining for Schumacher


Journalist: "what do you expect from your teammate (Eddie Irvine), Michael?"
Schumacher: "I expect him to stay away from my daughter when she's old enough to start dating!"


Rond 1990: Britse politieagent tegen Nigel Mansell die hij vlak daarvoor op de snelweg aanhield vanwege te hard rijden: "Who do you think you are? Ayrton Senna?"

"Now, could you imagine Juan winning on his very third race here in Brazil, Greetings to all the colombians who live here and are expecting a win from Mont... VERSTAPPEN!!!!" (FOX commentator Brasil 2001)

Nog meer van deze man:

"In 15 days the brazilian grand prix, so we have to start learning some brazilian"

"This rain is very wet" (Silverstone 2002)

"Rubens is so close that it looks like he is sucking the Williams' ass" (National Channel 13)

Kroatische commentator weer:

"And now we see the backmarker , this is Pedro de la Zonta."

"Zanardi keeps on driving with his burned engine.Is he going to finish?"
(lap 20)


What are you going to change for tomorrow? (Olav Mol tegen martin brundle na de 1ste qualificatie Hongerije (meen ik) 1995)
Probably my overalls (Brundle)


Where do you think you need to improve the car (Olav Mol tegen Martin brundle op het hobbelige circuit van Argentiunie 1996)
I'd like the car on the ground more often (Brundle)

En deze vind ik absoluut de grootste :worshippy:

legendarisch, de F1 commentator van Kroatie, Mladen Delic. In de jaren '80:

And the race started , it was a poor start... but what the h... is going on??? no one overtaking no one!... just look at them... they are driving swerves.. they are so slow.... is this some kind of a strike ... this is scandal this is scandal ... i don't remember seeing that........(een minuut stilte).. dear spectators I am sorry, this was just a warm-up lap!
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Damn deze zijn echt grappig:

Murray Walker: "And Prost's Ferrari is on fire as it enters the swimming pool"
James Hunt: "Well that'll put it out then"

Murray Walker: "There is a firey glow comeing from the back of Prost's Ferrari"
James Hunt: "No Murray that is the rear safty light."

Journalist: "what do you expect from your teammate (Eddie Irvine), Michael?"
Schumacher: "I expect him to stay away from my daughter when she's old enough to start dating!"

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Louise van ITV en DC in Canada nadat DC eerder problemen had met zijn speed limiter (was er iets te ruig mee waardoor hij bleef hangen :mrgreen: ):

Louise:

You've been practising that Pitlane speed limiter?

DC in stoer schots:

Yes I have. I've been imagining it's your nipples and I've been a bit more gentle with it when I take my finger off at the end of the pitlane.


Zegt DC zonder 1 spier te verrekken. :worshippy: 1 commentator er na komt niet verder dan "bedankt David Coulthard", de ander hoor je alleen maar lachen.


En nog 1 van DC tegen de "fenom'anale" pijn genaamd Allart Kalf:

Allart: What doe joe doe the night before the race?

DC: At 8 I give myself a wanker, at 9 I go to bed.
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Wie Ricardo niet eert, is het grote niet weert. :rico:
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Wel een goede vergelijking van Montoya tussen Nascar en F1 :mrgreen: tijdens de Letterman show :

Sombody asked me today what is the difference between a Nascar and a Formula 1 car.

JPM antwoord: Have you ever driven an pick up truck and a Ferrari
:mrgreen: :thump_up:
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Juan Pablo Montoya: "There are no prisoners. We're not taking any prisoners."
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WHAHAHAHAH! Allemaal briljant, mooi topic! Echt super om te lezen.
Groeten, Hans

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- I'm not interested in facts, I find they tend to cloud my judgement. -
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"Taku be careful the track is wet the track is wet" Engineer
"To late im already in the wall" Taku
"Oh" Engineer


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Juan Pablo Montoya: "There are no prisoners. We're not taking any prisoners."
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:lol: :worshippy: :thump_up:
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Jos Verstappen die vlak achter Fisichella rijd en een gaatje zoekt om hem in te halen.
Over de boordradio:
Greg Wheeler: We are losing time, try to make a move, try to make a move.
Jos: What do think I'm doing Greg??!!
Hongwell's / Schuco's 1/43: 50!!!
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Nog eentje van Jos tijdens de eerste ronde van de GP van Monaco in 2001:

Boordradio: Heidfeld is in the wall
Jos: That's because of me

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